Thursday, 24 April 2008

Szymborska

"Cat in an empty apartment"


(Wisława Szymborska, 1993)




Die - you can't do that to a cat.
Since what can a cat do
in an empty apartment?
Climb the walls?
Rub up against the furniture?
Nothing seems different here,
but nothing is the same.
Nothing has been moved,
but there's more space.
And at nighttime no lamps are lit.


Footsteps on the staircase,
but they're new ones.
The hand that puts fish on the saucer
has changed, too.

Something doesn't start,
at its usual time.
Something doesn't happen
as it should.
Someone was always, always here,
then suddenly disappeared
and stubbornly stays disappeared.


Every closet has been examined.
Every shelf has been explored.
Excavations under the carpet turned up nothing.
A commandment was even broken,
papers scattered everywhere.
What remains to be done.
Just sleep and wait.


Just wait till he turns up,
just let him show his face.
Will he ever get a lesson
on what not to do to a cat.
Sidle toward him
as if unwilling
and ever so slow
on visibly offended paws,
and no leaps or squeals at least to start.



Wednesday, 16 April 2008

Quote of the week...

"Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them"

(Rita Rudner, US comedian)


(http://www.chimeracorner.com/castle.jpg)

Monday, 14 April 2008

This is the story of a tiny doggy...

Recently I've realized that I've been writing about films, jokes, etc; but not a single word about a very important part of my life, i.e. my dog. So, I've decided to change that. I want to tell you about my dog-Aksel a.k.a. Stasiu (yes, I know you are all sick & tired of hearing about him and me constantly talking about him ). Well, tough luck, 'cause you're going to hear about him AGAIN :P

I got him when I was in high school; finally, after zillions of prayers I got a dog, so you can just imagine how thrilled I was. I'm not saying he wasn't (and still isn't) a huge responsibility and that there were no problems, but I will never regret my decision about buying him (it's terrible that we actually BUY our friends, isn't it :P). Well, never mind that. What matters, is that my dream finally came true. I have to admit, I was pretty tired after a week, but all this was worth the effort, as he is a great, loving, intelligent and faithful friend.


Ohhh..., the stories I could tell you about him... Once when I took him for a walk (he was still a puppy,2-3 months old) a woman stopped and asked "Excuse me, is that a German shepherd?". I was flabbergasted when I heard that question; not that I have anything against German shepherds, but the idea of such a big dog in a not - so - big appartment was rather disturbing. Luckily, Stasiu has nothing (except for the ears, tail and color) to do with Alsatian shepherds. I could talk for hours (or maybe even DAYS) about him, but I don't want you to fall asleep there or worse- hire a hitman to do away with me :)



There is only one more thing I would like to say, i.e. why I love my dog so much; here's the list: because he always greets me when I come home, because he can make funny faces and smile (seriously, I'm not kiddin'), because he sleeps in all the possible places and positions, because of his ridiculously big bat-like ears, because he tries to "speak", because he makes me laugh, because he doesn't pretend to love my family and me, ...

Sunday, 13 April 2008

My movie...my awesome movie... :-D

A list (though not complete, and constantly changing and developing) of my favourite (so far) movies.

  • "Miś"
  • "Awakenings"
  • "Crash"
  • "U Pana Boga za piecem"
  • "The Green Mile"
  • "Sin City"
  • "Philadelphia"
  • "Chocolat"
  • "Amelie"
  • "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"
  • "The Mission"
  • "The Lord Of the Rings"
  • "Testosteron"
  • "The Simpsons"
  • "Jak rozpętałem II Wojnę Światową"
  • "Nie lubię poniedziałku"
  • "Eric the Viking"
  • "Life is Beautiful"
  • "Poszukiwany poszukiwana"
Why is "Miś"" my number one? Because of the absurdity of all those situations and gags, because of the incredible sense of humor with which it was done, because of the characters, so real, comic and colourful, etc. And besides, I think it is impossible not to LOVE this movie.






Oh and one more thing people:



"Parówkowym skrytożercom mówimy NIE!!!" :-P :-D

(http://www.bareja.neostrada.pl/glowna.htm)

Tuesday, 8 April 2008

Gustav Klimt

What can I say? One of my favourite painters. Why bother talking about his works...let's just admire them...







"I have the gift of neither the spoken nor the written word, especially if I have to say something about myself or my work. Whoever wants to know something about me -as an artist, the only notable thing- ought to look carefully at my pictures and try and see in them what I am and what I want to do."

Gustav Klimt

Monday, 7 April 2008

Evening scribbles...


Do you know that feeling of being so tired in the evening after a long day that all you can think of is either your lovely, warm, soft, dreamy pillow or totally silly things? Sometimes it seems I know it too well. So here goes:

1. One of my favourite counting-out rhymes:

One Tequila

.

.

Two Tequila

.

.

Three Tequila

.

.

Floor


2. As a linguist (and a person who attended a lexicography seminar) I just adore the new and one of a kind definitions:

ADULT:

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in

the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:

A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:

Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:

The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:

A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:

Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:

Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP:

A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF:

Cold Storage.

INFLATION:

Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MYTH:

A female moth.

MOSQUITO:

An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:

Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:

Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:

A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:

The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:

One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:

An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:

Something other people have. You have character lines.

3. So far for now...don't worry, the silliness will continue...

Hmm...

Don't you think life is full of surprises and it's nothing but coincidence? I keep getting reminded about that every single day.

Take your career for example. Isn't it just a coincidence that you were in the right place at the right time and that your (at that time future) boss decided that YOU're the person for the job? I mean, anything could have made him/her think that you're the right candidate, e.g. the color of your shoes, the way you behaved during an interview, and yes, your qualifications as well...which gets me to the next point.

Qualifications. This area as most people think is only dependent on our interests, abilities, skills, etc, right? WRONG! It's coincidence too people! Take me for example (oh I feel so self-centered): I'm an English teacher. Yes, I wanted to become one since my last year in high school, but what made me learn and love the language in the first place? What? I'll tell you what: a mother (my Mum) asking a seven-year-old daughter whether she wanted to learn English, just because the kid could count (in English) to ten (thank you Sesame Street). And my answer "Ok", (not even a very convincing one) made me end up loving the language and well, becoming an ESL teacher.

English... hmm... it had quite a big influence on my love life as well. Why? Because my boyfriend (xxx) is British. How we met? COINCIDENCE!!! FATE!!! CALL-IT-WHATEVER-YOU-WANT!!!! So basically, we met just like 90% of the population of this planet...in the last place we would expect to meet somebody and when we least expected it. Isn't that right J? ;-)

What else can I say? I don't really mind coincidence controlling my life. You won't see me complain.

Over and out for now.

Sunday, 6 April 2008

Scribbles...the beginning

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be"

(Douglas Adams)