Do you know that feeling of being so tired in the evening after a long day that all you can think of is either your lovely, warm, soft, dreamy pillow or totally silly things? Sometimes it seems I know it too well. So here goes:
1. One of my favourite counting-out rhymes:
One Tequila
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Two Tequila
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Three Tequila
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Floor
2. As a linguist (and a person who attended a lexicography seminar) I just adore the new and one of a kind definitions:
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in
the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP:
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MYTH:
A female moth.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES:
Something other people have. You have character lines.
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